Friday, May 20, 2011

TENNESSEE IS SO GAY ... (and why I'm going to teach Intelligent Revolution)

So the state of Tennessee is prepared to have their school children challenge the Theory of Evolution so they can discuss the merits of Intelligent Design. Presumably this might include how Jesus helped domesticate the dinoasurs ...



But, in Tennessee's public schools, it may not be OK to say anything or discuss the challenges and realities of American citizens who are part of our gay community ...



And the South wonders why the rest of America often views them as out of touch hillbillies. The way they do business has a way of making people think that they view the Flinstones as a documentary ...




While believing that the dinosaurs made it for the trip on Noah's Ark, the reality is that it would have probably ended something like this ...



Yeah, yeah ... I know.

Anyways, in the spirit of the South, I have an idea. The next time I teach American Politics I'm going to start off the American Experience by teaching Intelligent Revolution ...
Think about it. How else can we explain American revolutionaries beating the British against all odds? They must have had some divine help from the Spirit. Now if we can just find Washington's dinosaur saddle ...

- Mark  

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