WE'RE #1, AT MEDIOCRITY ... IN FACT, AMERICA'S PRETTY MUCH A MAFIA OF MEDIOCRITY WHEN IT COMES TO SCIENCE, MATH AND READING

From the Pew Research Center we learn that American students are decidedly mediocre when it comes to matching up against other nations in science (24th), math (38th) and reading (24th).

We're so mediocre that we lag far behind Slovenia and Estonia - which, I'm sure, most Americans can't find on a map - on all three scores.

- Mark