WHAT A LOSER . . .

George W. Bush has to be the most self-absorbed petulant people walking the face of this earth. From Bill in Portland Maine, here's Bush's exchange with ABC's Charlie Gibson during his "exit interview" tour.

Charles Gibson: You're only 62. Is there one more thing you really want to achieve?

George W. Bush: Um, that's interesting question... Wouldn't it be interesting for baby boomers not to retire in, y'know, nice places, but to retire during their retirement to go, y'know, help people deal with malaria or AIDS? ... In other words, I'm not suggesting that is what I'm gonna do. It is the kind of thing that intrigues me.

Fortunately, we have Jon Stewart to put Bush's comment in perspective.

Jon Stewart: That's like walking up to a homeless guy and going, "Hey, imagine if I just gave you thousands of dollars...I bet that would totally change your life! Intriguing to think about, isn’t it? Alright, See ya later!"

- Mark